{"id":71,"date":"2022-06-06T03:57:06","date_gmt":"2022-06-06T08:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2022-06-13T03:10:51","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T08:10:51","slug":"06-06-2022-chili-peppers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"06\/05\/2022 &#8211; Chili Peppers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>*casually strolls in*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*glances side to side*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*leaves new art on table*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-73\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_0237.png 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>*attempts to leave*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Random fictitious reporter: \u201cMr. Axir! Mr. Axir! Inquiring minds want to know! Where have you been for the past six months?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026no comment\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*leaves*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*casually strolls in* *glances side to side* *leaves new art on table* *attempts to leave* Random fictitious reporter: \u201cMr. Axir! Mr. Axir! Inquiring minds want to know! Where have you been for the past six months?!\u201d \u2026no comment\u2026 *leaves*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[3,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81,"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/81"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reiaze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}